Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye (/kèˈkɘvɪ/ /ʃɘˈmɘfɪ/ [furious] [irony]) is a temperate Large City located in the Yenorenore County of the Union of Engineers.
The name Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye is derived from the Wood Elvish language, as Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye was founded by Khelè, who was culturaly Iron Elvish.
Climate
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a yearly average temperature of 17°C (62°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cool 18°C (64°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 17°C (62°F). Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye receives an average of 254 cm/y (99 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye covers an area of nearly 270 km2 (108 mi2), and an average elevation of 1798 m (5898 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye was founded durring the late 11th century, by Khelè. The establishment of the new community went well, with no major obsticles durring construction.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye was built using the conventions of Iron Elvish durring the late 11th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye is buildings are arranged arround a single restrictive cobblestone mainstreet with many smaller streets branching off of it which gives the city a over all rectangular shape, albit one warped and twisted by the nature of the curves of the main road. The city has a defencive wall made from large clay bricks. The wall is constructed to the exact specifications of millitary fortifications, but the nature of its clay brick construction leaves it vulnerable to even outdated siege equipment. That said, the city is well defended against anything short of an army. Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's brittle defences are in an unremarkable state. To some, this is the ideal sate for defences to be in. In need of absoutly nothing, and ready to serve the city as needed.
A look around Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye shows Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye as a den of corruption. Birbes can be seen changing hands openly, such that it must be customary to do so and must have been for a long time. The locals have no fear, no annoyance at the state of things, it simply is. The city has another layer to it as well. Locals can be overheard having academic discussions, as well as talking about scholarly subjects in general. It’s quite clear Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye places a lot of value on education and being a learned individual, or at least, faking it.
Civic Infrastructure
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye possesses a Aethary Link for its accademic, government, and financial institutions. Public Aethary access is available through one or more of these intitutions.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's parks.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has an Scientific Academy which provides higher education in the natural sciences.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Large City. Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's grid is powered by a boiler and turbine based power plant.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a library, which keeps a large collection of books, scrolls, and archives all manner of physical items. While not open to the public, the librarians and scholars employed by the library will assist anyone with their research needs, and wealthy individuals can purchase membership to access the library's materials themselves. In spite of being generally closed to the public, the library has a room with several Aether Linked devices available to the public during business hours.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's natural decorations nor waterways.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye is home to a University which provides higher education in a variety of fields, and also serves as a research institute for those same fields.
Cultural Notes
A substantial minority of the locals are descended from foreigners alien to their local neighbors. They may have been religious exiles, economic migrants, indigenous locals surrounded by the existing polity, or a foreign settlement conquered within the relatively recent past. The locals may not be enthusiastic about being ruled by others not of their kind, and their neighbors may look askance at the way foreign customs or even laws may be maintained.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's bank was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is famous for its stately symmetry, classical elements, and grand appearance. Columns and pillars, such as Corinthian columns, are often seen supporting open structures or porticos. Symmetry is an important feature of this style, with each half of a building mirroring the other. Domed ceilings and windows grace these buildings, with everything placed in a mathematical arrangement.
In Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye most nights are accompanied by colorful ribbons of light in the sky.
The Pudding, Blood near Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye are known to be almost tame, such that they can be put to domestic use.
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves destroying a prepared ritual vessel to channel Charm energies of tier 2 via throat chanting.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 123
Farmers: 187
Farm Laborer: 304
Hunters: 205
Milk Maids: 172
Ranchers: 81
Ranch Hands: 190
Shepherds: 177
Farmland: 259243 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 15963
Poultry: 191559
Swine: 12770
Sheep: 638
Goats: 127
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 6385
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 145
Blacksmiths: 152
Bookbinders: 80
Buckle-makers: 87
Cabinetmakers: 148
Candlemakers: 212
Carpenters: 179
Clothmakers: 159
Coach and Harness Makers: 67
Coopers: 168
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 89
Copyists: 59
Cutlers: 52
Fabricworkers: 141
Farrier: 472
Furriers: 41
Glassworkers: 228
Gunsmiths: 140
Harness-Makers: 61
Hatters: 121
Hosiery Workers: 45
Jewelers: 70
Leatherwrights: 159
Locksmiths: 63
Matchstick makers: 93
Musical Instrument Makers: 89
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 82
Paper Workers: 91
Plasterers: 89
Pursemakers: 114
Roofers: 68
Ropemakers: 63
Rugmakers: 60
Saddlers: 125
Scabbardmakers: 146
Scalemakers: 67
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 42
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 63
Shoemakers: 61
Soap and Tallow Workers: 202
Tailors: 327
Tanners: 84
Upholsterers: 88
Watchmakers: 88
Weavers: 177
Whitesmiths: 50
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 44
Arcana Sellers: 45
Beer-Sellers: 84
Booksellers: 99
Butchers: 168
Chandlers: 155
Chicken Butchers: 185
Entrepreneurs: 64
Fine Clothiers: 159
Fishmongers: 177
Florists: 38
Potion Sellers: 102
Resellers: 245
Spice Merchants: 89
Wine-sellers: 133
Wheelwright: 99
Woodsellers: 60
Service workers
Bakers: 336
Barbers: 296
Coachmen: 95
Cooks: 277
Doctors: 126
Gamekeepers: 102
Grooms: 56
Hairdressers: 236
Healers: 179
Housekeepers: 172
Housemaids: 375
House Stewards: 187
Inns: 61
Laundry maids: 118
Maidservants: 220
Nursery Maids: 116
Pastrycooks: 193
Restaurateur: 236
Tavern Keepers: 304
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 90
Bleachers: 57
Chemical Workers: 36
Coal Heavers: 133
In-Town Couriers: 141
Long Haul Couriers: 130
Dockyard Workers: 135
Gas Workers: 30
Hay Merchants: 53
Leech Collectors: 161
Millers: 138
Miners: 145
Oilmen and Polishers: 106
Postmen: 145
Pure Finder: 81
Skinners: 187
Sugar Refiners: 36
Tosher: 102
Warehousemen: 220
Watercarriers: 134
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 177
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 84
Alchemist: 93
Clerk: 138
Dentists: 63
Educators: 165
Engineers: 91
Gardeners: 63
Mages: 46
Plumbers: 70
Pharmacist: 79
Professors: 28
Scientists: 48
Wizards: 28
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 60
Bankers: 90
Civil Clerks: 148
Civic Iudex: 76
Consultants: 41
Exorcist: 138
Fixers: 73
Kami Clerk: 131
Landlords: 119
Lawyers: 79
Legend Keepers: 104
Militia Officers: 580
Monks, Monastic: 177
Monks, Civic: 205
Historian, Oral: 148
Historian, Textual: 74
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 130
Priests: 266
Rangers: 80
Rat Catchers: 96
Scholars: 96
Spiritualist: 114
Slayers: 36
Storytellers: 250
Military Officers: 212
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 182
Comfort Services: 199
Enchanters: 73
Herbalists: 69
Jaminators: 220
Needleworkers: 193
Potters: 99
Preserve Makers: 205
Quilters: 93
Seamsters: 290
Spinners: 193
Tinker: 73
Weaver: 172
Artists
Actors: 67
Architects: 25
Bards: 99
Costumers: 38
Dancers: 75
Drafters: 42
Engravers: 50
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 31
Glaziers: 70
Inlayers: 60
Musicians: 199
Painters, Art: 33
Playwrights: 69
Sculptors, Art: 56
Wood Carvers: 205
Writers: 220
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 266
Canners: 199
Cheesmakers: 228
Ice Merchants: 28
Millers: 138
Picklers: 112
Smokers: 80
Stockmakers: 70
Tobacconists: 95
Tallowmakers: 145
24071 of Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
1316 work in Agriculture
5407 work as Craftsmen
1946 work as Merchants
3685 work as Service Workers
2437 work as General Laborers
996 work as Skilled Laborers
3523 work as Civil Servants
2061 work in Cottage Industries
1339 work as Artists
1361 work in Produce Industries
36590 of Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 3192 (5%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye is known for its well built pedestrian paths, which include foot bridges to cross the main street at several high-traffic areas.
POI
History
The the a suit of Lamellar armour of Summoning, an a suit of Lamellar armour imbued with great amounts of Summoning energies was created near Kèkêvî-thêmêfî Ye by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century.